Time Management for Dumbies

Have you ever missed your morning train because you stayed up really late to finish a book on time management? I have. So trust me when I tell you that the secret of effective time management is having stuff to do. Once you have stuff to do, you can plan out your day by creating a timetable. For example, here is what my tomorrow looks like.

9:50 am: wake up in panic over whether I can still get Hotcakes

9:51 am: nap

11:00 am: watch Max & Ruby while monitoring Facebook for paranormal activities

12:00 Noon: eat breakfast

12:15 pm: shower

12:17 pm: affirm self through self-affirmations

1:17 pm: drive to work/eat

2:00 pm: hustle dairy products/eat x 6

11:30 pm: hit playground

12:30 am: approve ten-dollar deals from my jPhone/eat

1:00 am: mindstorm ideas like “Mini Bagel Bites” and “Bagel Bites, Now 25% Bigger!”

2:00 am: ghostwrite Too $hort proverbs

3:00 am: eat/eat

3:67 am: fall asleep promising self tomorrow is the day for Hotcakes

If your day isn’t organized like this, I suggest you miss a train.